A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his
first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around
the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of
beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman
replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano
player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."